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Why does an elephant use his trunk as a bookmark?

So he NOSE where he stopped reading! 🐘

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1. I bought a 400 year old anvil off of Temu.

What I received in the mail was made of aluminum, not steel. Turns out it was a *forge*ry!

2. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?"

"Supplies!"

3. I went to the doctors about my hearing

I went to the doctors about my hearing and the doctors asked me "Can you describe the symptoms?"I said "Yeah, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair"

4. My girl friend left me today. She said I don’t listen to her.

Or something like that.

5. Why should you never throw false teeth at a vehicle?

You might denture car.

6. Why didn't the dad want to get his kids shoes with Velcro straps?

Because he thought they were a rip-off

7. Jake from State Farm

Jake did a great job convincing Mahomes to bundle. Patrick's throwing strikes to his guys and the Eagles

8. Why was the snowman smiling?

He heard the snowblower was coming

9. Hey! To the person who made a copy of my Microsoft Office 365, I will find you.

You have my Word.

10. What’s the difference between a wrecking truck and one of your socks?

The truck can hold one tow. Your sock can hold five toes.

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